Just for Laughs

October 14, 2010




Laughter's still the best medicine. 

The amount of happiness that you have depends on the amount of freedom you have in your heart.
IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS, YOU ARE NOT A TAGALOG SPEAKING FILIPINO. 

1 )Use DEDUCT, DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence.
-----DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE, first DEFEAT and then DETAIL.

2 )Use DEPOSIT in a sentence.
-----I hear dripping in the sink. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.

3) Use DEVASTATION in a sentence.
----Every morning I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION.

4) Use PAUL four times in a sentence.
----PAUL, be carePAUL, you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL.

5) Use CUISINE in a sentence.
----I hope you studied last night because our teacher might give a CUISINE 
math.

6) Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in a sentence.
---At the gas station, some people PAMPERS and some PAPERS.

7) Use SCHOOLING in a sentence.
----(phone rings).....Hello? Who SCHOOLING?

8) Use AFFECT in a sentence.
----Maria is wearing AFFECT diamond ring.

9) Use ADIEU in a sentence.
----If you are ADIEU, the Arabs will kill you.

10) Use DECANTER in a sentence.
----You can order that medicine over DECANTER.

11) Use DEFLATE in a sentence.

----Can you please wash DEFLATE for me?

12) Use DELETION in a sentence.
----The balat of DELETION is crispy.

13) Use DESPISE in a sentence.
----Who baked all DESPISE?

14) Use DIFFERENT and DIFFERENTIAL in a sentence.
----I am looking for DIFFERENT of this boy to get DIFFERENTIAL consent so he can go to the picnic.

AND NOW FOR THE FILIPINOS WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND TAGALOG

15) Use BORROW in a sentence.
----Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.

16) Use CAESAREAN in a sentence.
----Anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo.

17) Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence.
----Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, CONTEMPLATE.

18) Use ARTESIA in a sentence (if you don't know what this is, it's a  city or street at the L.A. COUNTY in CALIFORNIA) 
-----Nako naman, ang ganda-ganda nang bebot na yun, pero, ma-ARTESIA.

19) CADET in a sentence.
-----CADET ko si Maria nung isang gabi. Ngayon, ikaw naman ang CADET niya.

20) Use CARDIAC in a sentence.
----Na CARDIAC yung kotse ni Pedro noong isang gabi.

21) Use CENTURION in a sentence.
----Na-CENTURION si Pedro ng tatay niya dahil sa kalokohan niya.

22) Use DEDICATE in a sentence.
-----Pag ginamitan ng glue, siguradong DEDICATE iyan.

23) Use DEFIED in a sentence.
----What is 2 + 3? Eh DEFIED, dali naman niyon.

24) Use DELICACY in a sentence.
----Bagal mo... DELICACY mahuhuli na tayo.

25) Use DEPRECIATE in a sentence.
----Sister, DEPRECIATE already, kaya pwede na tayong kumain.

26) DIFFUSION in a sentence.
-----Brownout...siguradong DIFFUSION pumutok.

27) Use LAITY in a sentence.
-----Taga "laity" si Imelda Marcos.

28) AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
Use MENTION in a sentence. Ang laki ng bahay nila, parang MENTION


love, now and always, 

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